Fuck! It bit me! Kill it!

Signatures from an Urban Dead board.

This zombies eyes scan the horizon for brains and eyes, eyeing everything warily with its eyes. ( Well, that's one... )

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes. ( ... and the other way. But whom the fuck to trust? )

Random thing of the week: my imaginary girlfriend is hotter than your imaginary girlfriend! ( oh RLY? )

My huge ambition is only comparable to my laziness. ( going to be tatooed to my skin somewhen and -where )

Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats! ( 'Innit? xD )